A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running.
No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a
man with his pants down.
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his d*ck.
He went home and proudly showed his wife.
"There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
One day there was this naked man and elephant,
the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds,
ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH
THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
1 day as I came home early from work,
I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy,
"Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes,
divide your legs and we can multiply!
Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a
man with his pants down.
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his d*ck.
He went home and proudly showed his wife.
"There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
One day there was this naked man and elephant,
the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds,
ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH
THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
1 day as I came home early from work,
I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy,
"Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes,
divide your legs and we can multiply!
Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
Last edited:
