A man was brought before the judge and charged with
NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person)
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I ' ve never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"
The man replied, I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It ' s none of your damn business
2. She was my wife; and.....
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
SO LADIES TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING sex
…..
GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.
NECROPHILIA (having sex with a dead person)
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I ' ve never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"
The man replied, I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It ' s none of your damn business
2. She was my wife; and.....
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
SO LADIES TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING sex
…..GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.
