An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA
when the American
turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?" The
Japanese confused,
replied, "Sorry but I don't u!nderstand what you mean." The American
repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the
question. The American,
now irritated,then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a
Chinese,Japanese,Vietnamese!, etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled,"What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I?!" The Japanese said,
"Are you a Yankee,
donkee, or monkee?"
Moral - Never insult anyone.
when the American
turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?" The
Japanese confused,
replied, "Sorry but I don't u!nderstand what you mean." The American
repeated, What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over the
question. The American,
now irritated,then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a
Chinese,Japanese,Vietnamese!, etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked: What kind of 'kee' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled,"What do you mean what kind of '-kee' am I?!" The Japanese said,
"Are you a Yankee,
donkee, or monkee?"
Moral - Never insult anyone.
