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<blockquote data-quote="Cool D" data-source="post: 9755630" data-attributes="member: 329006"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><img src="http://www.grinningplanet.com/2007/04-26/lawyer-no-ethics.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass? ""We don't have any money for food," the poor</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">man replied. "We have to eat grass.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">""Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said."But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">""Bring them along," the lawyer replied. </span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">with you. "</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cool D, post: 9755630, member: 329006"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS][IMG]http://www.grinningplanet.com/2007/04-26/lawyer-no-ethics.gif[/IMG] [SIZE=3]One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass? ""We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass. ""Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said."But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree. ""Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you. " The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]" :lol: [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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