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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Sujakshan" data-source="post: 649560" data-attributes="member: 1353"><p><span style="color: Red"><strong> George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The Clinton virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new harddrive out of an old floppy</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The Oprah Winfrey Virus - 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize at 350 GB</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.</strong></span>[/COLOR]</p></blockquote><p></p>

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