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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rocks_lp" data-source="post: 92861" data-attributes="member: 8999">Ellen Degeneres virus.............Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MACMonica Lewinsky virus..............Sucks all the memory out of your computerTitanic virus......................Makes your whole computer go downDisney virus......................Everything in the computer goes GoofyMike Tyson virus................Quits after one byteProzac virus.......................Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care Sharon Stone virus.................Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.Lorena Bobbit virus..................Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppyTim Allen virus.........................Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contactWoody Allen virus.................Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter cardSaddam Hussein virus..............Won't let you into any of your programsTonya Harding virus...............Turns your .BAT files into lethal weaponsGeorge Michaels virus..............Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildupJoey Buttafuoco virus..............Only attacks minor filesX-files virus..............................All your Icons start shape shiftingSpice Girl virus.........................Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktopRonald Reagan virus................Saves your data, but forgets where it is storedDr. Jack Kevorkian virus...........Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them Sonny Bono virus......................Just when you get surfing the web,a firewall appears out of no where Martha Stewart virus...............Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute littledoilies to be displayed on your desktopAT&T virus..............................Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are gettingMCI virus...............................Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virusArnold Schwarzenegger virus.............Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back</blockquote>

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