**Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
**Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end &
a fool on the other.
**Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"
**Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
**Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
**Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated
by feminine water power
**Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
**Classic: books that people praise, but do not read.
**Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
**Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
**Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
**Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
do.
**Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
**Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
**Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
**Father: A banker provided by nature.
**Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
**Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills.
**Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end &
a fool on the other.
**Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"
**Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
**Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
**Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated
by feminine water power
**Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
**Classic: books that people praise, but do not read.
**Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
**Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
**Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
**Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
do.
**Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
**Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
**Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
**Father: A banker provided by nature.
**Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
**Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills.
