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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nimaz" data-source="post: 362452" data-attributes="member: 8965">**Divorce: Future tense of marriage.**Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end &a fool on the other.**Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of thelecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "theminds of either"**Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.**Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. **Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeatedby feminine water power **Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens andeverybody disagrees later on.**Classic: books that people praise, but do not read.**Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. **Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.**Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.**Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.**Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.**Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. **Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.**Father: A banker provided by nature. **Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.**Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.</blockquote>

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