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<blockquote data-quote="Gevindu" data-source="post: 3328757" data-attributes="member: 128983"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"> HOPE U ENJOY</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">COMMUNISM:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">NAZISM:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">FRENCH CORPORATION:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">A! BRITISH CORPORATION:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">You have two cows. Both are mad.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">LEBANON SYSTEM:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the government.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">EGYPT SYSTEM:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">DUBAI SYSTEM:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a ' Cow City ' or ' Milk Village ' for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract media attention.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">SHARJAH SYSTEM:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai . The cows get stuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cows now.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">ABUDHABI SYSTEM:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">You have two cows. So what? We have Oil.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gevindu, post: 3328757, member: 128983"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5] HOPE U ENJOY :D:D:D:D:D:D:D COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A! BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad. LEBANON SYSTEM: You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the government. EGYPT SYSTEM: You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak. DUBAI SYSTEM: You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a ' Cow City ' or ' Milk Village ' for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract media attention. SHARJAH SYSTEM: You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai . The cows get stuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cows now. ABUDHABI SYSTEM: You have two cows. So what? We have Oil.[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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