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<blockquote data-quote="crazybuddy" data-source="post: 11098552" data-attributes="member: 326070"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">ශ්රීලංකාවේ දේශපාලනඥයන් දෙන පොරොන්දු ඒ ආකාරයෙන්ම සිදු වුවහොත් වර්ෂ 2040 වන විට ශ්රීලංකාව ලෝකයේ බලවත්ම රාජ්යය වනු ඇත. එකල ශ්රීලංකාවේ ඇති පුවත්පත් වල ශීර්ෂ පාඨ මෙසේ විය හැක. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* "ඉන්දියාවට අත තිබ්බොත් බලාගෙනයි." ශ්රීලංකා ජනපති ඇමරිකාවට අනතුරු අගවයි. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* රුසියාවේ මාක්ස් වාදය ඉගැන්වීමට ජවිපෙ දූත පිරිසක් රුසියාවට යති. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* පෙට්රල් ලීටරයක මිල රුපියල් විසි දහස දක්වා අඩු වේ. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* "අවම බස් ගාස්තුව වන රුපියල් 300 අඩු කරන්න බෑ" පුද්ගලික බස් සංගම් සභාපති කියයි. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* 250 වෙනි ව්යවස්ථා සංශෝධනය ලබන මැයි 17 වනදා. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* රජයේ සේවකයන්ට රුපියල් ලක්ෂයක අවම වැටුපක්. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* ඩෙංගු ශ්රීලංකාවෙන් තුරන්වී වසර 10යි. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* අගහරු ග්රහයා මතට ශ්රීලංකාවෙන් යවන සියවෙනි යානය ලබන ජූනි වල යැවීමට සූදානමක්. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* "අපේ රටවල් වලට කරන බලපෑම් නවත්වන්න." යුරෝපා සංගමය ශ්රීලංකාවෙන් ඉල්ලීමක් කරයි. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* ලබන ජනාධිපතිවරණය සදහා අපේක්ෂකයන් 198 දෙනෙකු ඉදිරිපත් වෙති. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* ශ්රීලංකාවේ පුද්ගලයකුගේ ආයු අපේක්ෂාව අවුරුදු 115යි. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* ශ්රීලාංකිකයකුගේ ඒක පුද්ගල ආදායම ඇමරිකානු ඩොලර් මිලියන 5යි. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* ශ්රීලංකාව දැනට රන් පදක්කම් 110ක් ලබා මෙවර ඔලිම්පික් ක්රීඩා වලින් පළමු තැන ලබා සිටී. දෙවෙනි තැන චීනය දැනට රන් පදක්කම් 21යි. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">* ශ්රීලංකාව ලෝක පාපන්දු ශූරතාවය දිනා ගනී.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><u>Extra Jokes</u></span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><u>Women's Are Very Difficult</u></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you kiss her, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">you are not a gentleman </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don't, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">you are not a man </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you praise her, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she thinks you are lying </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don't, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">you are good for nothing </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you agree to all her likes, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">you are a wimp </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don't, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">you are not understanding </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you visit her often, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she thinks you are boring </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don't, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she accuses you of double-crossing </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you are well dressed, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she says you are a playboy </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don't, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">you are a dull boy </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you are jealous, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she says it's bad </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don't, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she thinks you do not love her </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you attempt a romance, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she says you didn't respect her </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you don't, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she thinks you do not like her </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you are a minute late, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she complains it's hard to wait </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If she is late, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she says that's a girl's way </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you visit another man, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">you're not putting in "quality time" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If she is visited by another woman, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"oh it's natural, we are girls" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you kiss her once in a while, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she professes you are cold </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you kiss her often, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she yells that you are taking advantage </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you fail to help her in crossing the street, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">you lack ethics </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you do, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you stare at another woman, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she accuses you of flirting </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If she is stared by other men, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she says that they are just admiring </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you talk, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she wants you to listen </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If you listen, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she wants you to talk </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">In short: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So simple, yet so complex </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So weak, yet so powerful </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So confusing, yet so desirable </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><u>Poems written by angry husband to his wife</u></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I wrote your name on sand it got washed. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I wrote your name on my Heart & i got Heart Attack. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">God saw me hungry, he created pizza. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He saw me in dark, he created light. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He saw me without problems, he created YOU. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Twinkle Twinkle little star </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">You should know what you are </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">And once you know what you are </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Mental hospital is not so far. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The rain makes all things beautiful. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The grass and flowers too. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">If rain makes all things beautiful </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Why doesn't it rain on you? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Roses are red, Violets are blue </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't feel so angry you will find me there too, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Not in cage but laughing at you.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="crazybuddy, post: 11098552, member: 326070"] [SIZE="5"]ශ්රීලංකාවේ දේශපාලනඥයන් දෙන පොරොන්දු ඒ ආකාරයෙන්ම සිදු වුවහොත් වර්ෂ 2040 වන විට ශ්රීලංකාව ලෝකයේ බලවත්ම රාජ්යය වනු ඇත. එකල ශ්රීලංකාවේ ඇති පුවත්පත් වල ශීර්ෂ පාඨ මෙසේ විය හැක. [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]* "ඉන්දියාවට අත තිබ්බොත් බලාගෙනයි." ශ්රීලංකා ජනපති ඇමරිකාවට අනතුරු අගවයි. * රුසියාවේ මාක්ස් වාදය ඉගැන්වීමට ජවිපෙ දූත පිරිසක් රුසියාවට යති. * පෙට්රල් ලීටරයක මිල රුපියල් විසි දහස දක්වා අඩු වේ. * "අවම බස් ගාස්තුව වන රුපියල් 300 අඩු කරන්න බෑ" පුද්ගලික බස් සංගම් සභාපති කියයි. * 250 වෙනි ව්යවස්ථා සංශෝධනය ලබන මැයි 17 වනදා. * රජයේ සේවකයන්ට රුපියල් ලක්ෂයක අවම වැටුපක්. * ඩෙංගු ශ්රීලංකාවෙන් තුරන්වී වසර 10යි. * අගහරු ග්රහයා මතට ශ්රීලංකාවෙන් යවන සියවෙනි යානය ලබන ජූනි වල යැවීමට සූදානමක්. * "අපේ රටවල් වලට කරන බලපෑම් නවත්වන්න." යුරෝපා සංගමය ශ්රීලංකාවෙන් ඉල්ලීමක් කරයි. * ලබන ජනාධිපතිවරණය සදහා අපේක්ෂකයන් 198 දෙනෙකු ඉදිරිපත් වෙති. * ශ්රීලංකාවේ පුද්ගලයකුගේ ආයු අපේක්ෂාව අවුරුදු 115යි. * ශ්රීලාංකිකයකුගේ ඒක පුද්ගල ආදායම ඇමරිකානු ඩොලර් මිලියන 5යි. * ශ්රීලංකාව දැනට රන් පදක්කම් 110ක් ලබා මෙවර ඔලිම්පික් ක්රීඩා වලින් පළමු තැන ලබා සිටී. දෙවෙනි තැන චීනය දැනට රන් පදක්කම් 21යි. * ශ්රීලංකාව ලෝක පාපන්දු ශූරතාවය දිනා ගනී.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][U]Extra Jokes[/U][/SIZE] :lol: [SIZE="4"][U]Women's Are Very Difficult[/U] If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk In short: So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN! [U]Poems written by angry husband to his wife[/U] I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then I wrote your name on my Heart & i got Heart Attack. God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU. Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far. The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you? Roses are red, Violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo, Don't feel so angry you will find me there too, Not in cage but laughing at you.[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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