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<blockquote data-quote="Eclipse" data-source="post: 2192944" data-attributes="member: 84173"><p><strong><span style="color: red">Newton's laws of LOVE </span> </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">First law: </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">Second law: </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">Third law: </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">Universal law: </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue">Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong><p style="text-align: center"><strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><strong> </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Eclipse, post: 2192944, member: 84173"] [B][COLOR=red]Newton's laws of LOVE [/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First law: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Second law: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third law: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Universal law: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend. [/COLOR][/B][CENTER][B]:D:D:D:D[COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [B] [/B] [/QUOTE]
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