Newton's laws of LOVE
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First law:
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A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.
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Second law:
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The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.
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Third law:
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The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
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Universal law:
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Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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First law:
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A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.
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Second law:
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The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.
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Third law:
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The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
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Universal law:
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Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
