Newton's Laws when he was in a Romantic mood

milindasenarath

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  • Mar 23, 2007
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    Universal law:

    "Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"



    First law:

    "A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
    Any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "



    Second law:
    "the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
    directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
    the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
    bank balance. "



    Third law:

    "the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."