Nice some thing to read

[anushkacp]

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.
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Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away

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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
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When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,
you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

 

[heshan123]

sms walata patta.

 

[Aphoo]

kooool.......

 

[coolrijji]

smses ha?

 

[Ranhiru]

sira sms tika machan! I have got some of these from my friends! He He! Patta!

 

[kasunsankalpana]

Maru Sms tikak
Thankz

 

[Bgalajee]

 

[anarkalee]

ela

 

[ereshthush]

ELAZ

 

[Elysium]

When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,
you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

wow Great

 

[SK143]

maxaa i also have some mamath upload karannan.


Hi, Dial 119 & sing...
"pissa mu pissa mu,pissu poosa mu"
& win a free trip to Welikada jail For 3 Months.
first 10 winners wil b given a white shirt.Hurry!

Vtxteachothercoz..
Uthink
Imnice
Ithink ur nice
üthinkImcool
Ithinkü rcool
üthinkImsweet
Ithinkü rsweet
üthinkImsmart
Ithinkü rRIGHT!


This msg can only be read by a SEXY person:
...............
Try again......
...............
Sorry, i guess your just not sexy...
...............
HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!

Love is sweet
Love is golthen
Love should be mathe in the back of a holthen.
If you dont like it,
If you get bored,
Become a homosexual and root in a ford

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother

some love one
some love two
i love one that is u
but dont be proud
i love monkeys too!

One day theere was a meeting in da forrest,
atenthed by tigrs, horses, lions etc.
but da meeting hasnt started, cuz da munky is reading dis message!

Learn from the mistakes of yr parents......always use a condom!

the fluffy clouds may kiss the sky
the rose may kiss the butterfly
the morning thew may kiss da grass
but u my friend can kiss my ass

man love woman is usual but monkey can read sms is amazing

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?

Insults mechcharai hoya ganna puluwan une anith eva love mesages