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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9061408" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400">Judge: Why do you want divorce?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400">Man: She doesnot satisfy me in bed!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400">Judge: Is it true madam?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400">Lady: Damit, the whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problem!!!</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400">            2</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> <strong>Boys can cut 2 periods [18+]</strong> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkslategray">Girl: In a month, all the days i can kiss you, except that three days!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkslategray">Boy: Why?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkslategray">Girl: In that three days, i will be very weak, so i cant hug and kiss you.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkslategray">Boy: If you spend five minutes with me in my bedroom, i can postpond your periods to next ten months.!</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #2f4f4f">                     3</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">You may love your girl friend very deeply!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">But, you cannot express it more than 6-7 inches...</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">            4</span></span></p><p> </p><p><strong>Best Vehicle [18+]</strong> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black">According to engineering students, Girl is the best vehicle in the world.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Front 2 bumpers!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Back 2 bumpers!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Self lubricant when hot!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Finger touch ignition!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monthly automatic engine oil change!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Every type of piston fit!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Highest milage of 9 months with just 2ml.!</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080">                           5</span></span></p><p> </p><p><strong>Girls in 2020 [18+]</strong> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive">Boy: Can we go for a film?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive">Girl: You will kiss me!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive">Boy: No</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive">Girl: You will insert your hand into my bracier!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive">Boy: No</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive">Girl: You will insert your hand into my panty!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive">Boy: No, I wont.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive">Girl: Bloody fucker, then why the hell you are calling me.? Get lost!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><<<ADD REPS AND POST REPLIES IF YOU LIKE>>> </span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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