Judge: Why do you want divorce?
Man: She doesnot satisfy me in bed!
Judge: Is it true madam?
Lady: Damit, the whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problem!!!
2
Boys can cut 2 periods [18+]
Girl: In a month, all the days i can kiss you, except that three days!
Boy: Why?
Girl: In that three days, i will be very weak, so i cant hug and kiss you.
Boy: If you spend five minutes with me in my bedroom, i can postpond your periods to next ten months.!
3
You may love your girl friend very deeply!
But, you cannot express it more than 6-7 inches...
4
Best Vehicle [18+]
According to engineering students, Girl is the best vehicle in the world.
Front 2 bumpers!
Back 2 bumpers!
Self lubricant when hot!
Finger touch ignition!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fit!
Highest milage of 9 months with just 2ml.!
5
Girls in 2020 [18+] Boy: Can we go for a film?
Girl: You will kiss me!
Boy: No
Girl: You will insert your hand into my bracier!
Boy: No
Girl: You will insert your hand into my panty!
Boy: No, I wont.
Girl: Bloody fucker, then why the hell you are calling me.? Get lost!!!
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Man: She doesnot satisfy me in bed!
Judge: Is it true madam?
Lady: Damit, the whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problem!!!
2
Boys can cut 2 periods [18+]
Girl: In a month, all the days i can kiss you, except that three days!
Boy: Why?
Girl: In that three days, i will be very weak, so i cant hug and kiss you.
Boy: If you spend five minutes with me in my bedroom, i can postpond your periods to next ten months.!
3
You may love your girl friend very deeply!
But, you cannot express it more than 6-7 inches...
4
Best Vehicle [18+]
According to engineering students, Girl is the best vehicle in the world.
Front 2 bumpers!
Back 2 bumpers!
Self lubricant when hot!
Finger touch ignition!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fit!
Highest milage of 9 months with just 2ml.!
5
Girls in 2020 [18+] Boy: Can we go for a film?
Girl: You will kiss me!
Boy: No
Girl: You will insert your hand into my bracier!
Boy: No
Girl: You will insert your hand into my panty!
Boy: No, I wont.
Girl: Bloody fucker, then why the hell you are calling me.? Get lost!!!
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