NO speak English

Killer

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>NO speak English
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>There was this Asian lady married
>to an American gentleman and they
>lived in Honolulu .
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>The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to
>communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had
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>to shop for groceries.
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>One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a leg of mutton She
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>didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted
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>up her skirt to show her thighs.
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>The butcher got the message and the lady went home with mutton legs.
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>The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
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>to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
>breast.
>The lady got what she wanted.
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>The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
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>communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please
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>yakoooooooooo,
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>her husband
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>speaks English!!
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>Now get back to
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this is only for fun !
 
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