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<blockquote data-quote="Killer" data-source="post: 102647" data-attributes="member: 2780"><p>></p><p>>NO speak English</p><p>></p><p>>There was this Asian lady married</p><p>>to an American gentleman and they</p><p>>lived in Honolulu .</p><p>></p><p>>The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to </p><p>>communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had</p><p>></p><p>>to shop for groceries.</p><p>></p><p>>One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a leg of mutton She</p><p>></p><p>>didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted </p><p>></p><p>>up her skirt to show her thighs.</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>>The butcher got the message and the lady went home with mutton legs.</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>>The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't </p><p>>know</p><p>>how</p><p>></p><p>>to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her</p><p>>breast.</p><p>>The lady got what she wanted.</p><p>></p><p>>The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a </p><p>>way</p><p>>to</p><p>></p><p>>communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please</p><p>>scroll page down.)</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> </p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>>What were you thinking?</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>>-</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>>-</p><p>>-</p><p>>- </p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>>yakoooooooooo,</p><p>></p><p>>her husband</p><p>></p><p>>speaks English!!</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>>Now get back to</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>>work </p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p></p><p>this is only for fun !</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Killer, post: 102647, member: 2780"] > >NO speak English > >There was this Asian lady married >to an American gentleman and they >lived in Honolulu . > >The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to >communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had > >to shop for groceries. > >One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a leg of mutton She > >didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted > >up her skirt to show her thighs. > > >The butcher got the message and the lady went home with mutton legs. > > >The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't >know >how > >to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her >breast. >The lady got what she wanted. > >The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a >way >to > >communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please >scroll page down.) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >What were you thinking? > > > >- > > > >- >- >- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >yakoooooooooo, > >her husband > >speaks English!! > > >Now get back to > > >work > > > > > > this is only for fun ! [/QUOTE]
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