Not so eloquently put advertisements

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    * Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

    ~* Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

    ~* A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

    ~* Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. Stock up and save. Limit: one.

    ~* UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

    ~* Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

    ~* Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

    ~* Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

    ~* 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.

    ~* Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

    ~* Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

    ~* For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

    ~* Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

    ~* Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

    ~* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

    ~* Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

    ~* Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

    ~* Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

    ~* Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

    ~* Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

    ~* Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

    ~* We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

    ~* Illiterate? Write today for free help.​