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You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.
A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man! WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOUR DONE”! A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”! Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either! When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”! If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!
It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.
When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.
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LOL You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.
A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man! WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOUR DONE”! A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”! Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either! When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”! If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!
It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.
When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.
