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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ElaMans" data-source="post: 17240745" data-attributes="member: 507858">----------<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />   LOL   <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry    :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" />Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" />A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" />A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man! WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOUR DONE”! A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”! Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either! When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”! If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd    :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" />Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” ! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" />Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd    :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" />Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /></blockquote>

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