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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chuti malli" data-source="post: 2573152" data-attributes="member: 107442"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Mary had a little pig,</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>She kept it fat and plastered;</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>And when the price of pork went up,</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>She shot the little ba<span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> *</span></span>tard. </strong></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong>******************** </strong></strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Her father shot it dead. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Now it goes to school with her, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Between two slices </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> of bread. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">******************** </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">JACK AND JILL Went up the hill </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">To have a little fun. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Stupid Jill forgot the pill </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">And now they have a son. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">******************** </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"What have you got there?"     </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Said the Pie man unto Simon,  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">"Pies, you Dumb A*s"</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">******************** </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">All the kings' horses, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">And all the kings' men. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Had scrambled eggs,</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">For breakfast again. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">******************** </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">   <span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff">took a piddle,</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">All over the bedside clock. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">The little dog laughed to</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">   <span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff">see such fun.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Then died of electric shock.</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="color: #8000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">******************** </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Kissed the girls and made them cry. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">And when the boys came out to play,</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">*******************</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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