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<blockquote data-quote="Chooty malli" data-source="post: 7995670" data-attributes="member: 273036"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition mentaly and physically, but what about spiritually? How is your connection with God?"</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">And the man says, "Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the bathroom, God turns on the light for him and then turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">"NO!" she says, "That idiot has been peeing in the refrigerator!"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Chooty malli, post: 7995670, member: 273036"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition mentaly and physically, but what about spiritually? How is your connection with God?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] And the man says, "Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the bathroom, God turns on the light for him and then turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] "NO!" she says, "That idiot has been peeing in the refrigerator!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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