Oh me and God................

[Chooty malli]

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.

The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition mentaly and physically, but what about spiritually? How is your connection with God?"

And the man says, "Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the bathroom, God turns on the light for him and then turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"

"NO!" she says, "That idiot has been peeing in the refrigerator!"

 

[BarakOsama]

fatta

 

[shiyan_786]

 

[GRO_MAX]

Thanks for sharing.
Here i would like to share a joke that i read the other day

Joke of the Week: Prayers Can Come True
One evening as Jack passed little Tommy's bedroom he overheard his son praying, "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa."
The Dad wasn't quite sure what Tommy meant by this, but was pleased to see his son praying.

However, the next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor after suffering a heart attack. Jack was rather spooked but convinced himself that it was just a coincidence.
The next night, he heard Tommy praying again: "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy. Bye bye Grandma."
Jack was getting worried now, but decided to just wait and see what transpired. He awoke early and went to check on Gradma, sure enough she was laying dead on the floor after suffering a heart attack.
Jack was really scared now and made sure that he was listening outside Tommy's bedroom door when he prayed that night.
His worst fears were realised when Tommy said, "God bless Mummy. Bye bye Daddy."
Now Jack was terrified. He couldn't sleep at all that night and went to the doctor's first thing the next morning for a check up. After getting a clean bill of health from the doctor he went to work and spent the day being exceedingly careful.
When he finally arrived home that evening his wife was waiting at the front door.
"Thank God you're home," She said, "We've had another terrible day here. The postman dropped dead on our drive this morning!"






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ping rapture

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[GRO_MAX]

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.

The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition mentaly and physically, but what about spiritually? How is your connection with God?"

And the man says, "Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the bathroom, God turns on the light for him and then turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"

"NO!" she says, "That idiot has been peeing in the refrigerator!"

 

[Chooty malli]

Thanks for sharing.
Here i would like to share a joke that i read the other day

Joke of the Week: Prayers Can Come True
One evening as Jack passed little Tommy's bedroom he overheard his son praying, "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma. Bye bye Grandpa."
The Dad wasn't quite sure what Tommy meant by this, but was pleased to see his son praying.

However, the next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor after suffering a heart attack. Jack was rather spooked but convinced himself that it was just a coincidence.
The next night, he heard Tommy praying again: "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy. Bye bye Grandma."
Jack was getting worried now, but decided to just wait and see what transpired. He awoke early and went to check on Gradma, sure enough she was laying dead on the floor after suffering a heart attack.
Jack was really scared now and made sure that he was listening outside Tommy's bedroom door when he prayed that night.
His worst fears were realised when Tommy said, "God bless Mummy. Bye bye Daddy."
Now Jack was terrified. He couldn't sleep at all that night and went to the doctor's first thing the next morning for a check up. After getting a clean bill of health from the doctor he went to work and spent the day being exceedingly careful.
When he finally arrived home that evening his wife was waiting at the front door.
"Thank God you're home," She said, "We've had another terrible day here. The postman dropped dead on our drive this morning!"






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ping rapture

niyamai yaaluwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[LKS007]

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