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<blockquote data-quote="jkadithya" data-source="post: 7729805" data-attributes="member: 24347"><p><strong><span style="color: Green">Make sure this does not happen to you!!!!!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Green"></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><u><span style="color: DarkRed">YOU WILL LOVE THIS...</span></u></strong></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">holding her hat tightly </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">so that it would not blow away in the wind. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">A gentleman approached her and said , </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">"Pardon me , madam. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">I do not intend to be forward </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">but did you know that your dress </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">is blowing up in this high wind?" </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">"Yes , I know , " said the lady. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">"I need both my hands </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">to hold onto this hat." </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">"But madam , you must know that you are </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">not wearing any panties </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">and your privates are exposed!" </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">said the gentleman in earnest. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">The woman looked down , </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">then back up at the man </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">and replied , </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">"Sir , anything you see down there </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">is 85 years old. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Indigo"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">I just bought this hat yesterday!"</span></strong></span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p></p><p> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jkadithya, post: 7729805, member: 24347"] [B][COLOR="Green"]Make sure this does not happen to you!!!!! [/COLOR][/B] [SIZE="4"][B][U][COLOR="DarkRed"]YOU WILL LOVE THIS...[/COLOR][/U][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE="3"][COLOR="Indigo"][B][FONT="Century Gothic"] An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tightly so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said , "Pardon me , madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes , I know , " said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." "But madam , you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down , then back up at the man and replied , "Sir , anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"[/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [/SIZE] :P:P:P:P [/QUOTE]
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