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<blockquote data-quote="Po Di-Al" data-source="post: 6892378" data-attributes="member: 215798"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /> Add REP+ If u like it <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong>[FONT=&quot]</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong><img src="http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/3946/image001vo.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong>A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong>[FONT=&quot]</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong> </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong> <strong>[FONT=&quot]After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.[/FONT]</strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong> </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong> <strong>[FONT=&quot]She repeats this gesture about five more times.[/FONT]</strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong> </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong> <strong>[FONT=&quot]When she is about to hand him another batch again ....he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself![/FONT]</strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong> </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong> <strong>[FONT=&quot]'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.[/FONT]</strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong> </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong> <strong>[FONT=&quot]The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'[/FONT]</strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong> </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><strong> <strong>[FONT=&quot]The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'[/FONT]</strong>[/FONT]</strong></span></span>[/FONT][FONT=&quot]</p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1607/image002v.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">[/FONT]<em><strong><span style="color: #E01F25">[FONT=&quot]It pays to be careful around old people!!![/FONT]</span></strong></em><strong><span style="color: red">[FONT=&quot]</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: red"> Heck, we'll all be there one day!!!!![/FONT]</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /> <span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 12px">Sorry If Repost <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Po Di-Al, post: 6892378, member: 215798"] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][COLOR=Red][SIZE=5]:) Add REP+ If u like it :)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=SeaGreen][B][FONT="] [IMG]http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/3946/image001vo.gif[/IMG] A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=6][COLOR=SeaGreen][B][/B][B][FONT="] [B][FONT="]After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT="]She repeats this gesture about five more times.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT="]When she is about to hand him another batch again ....he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself![/FONT][/B] [B][FONT="]'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT="]The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT="]The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'[/FONT][/B][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT="] [IMG]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1607/image002v.gif[/IMG] [/FONT][I][B][COLOR=#E01F25][FONT="]It pays to be careful around old people!!![/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/I][B][COLOR=red][FONT="] Heck, we'll all be there one day!!!!![/FONT][/COLOR][/B] :sorry: [COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=3]Sorry If Repost :sorry:[/SIZE][/COLOR] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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