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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9440653" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask each other: "What's that?" and they both reply: "I'll ask my parents."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">So the boy goes home and asks his dad what it is. The dad looks solemnly at him and says: "Son, that's your car. You park it in a girls garage."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">The girl goes home and says: "what's that?" The mother says: "That's your garage. dont let any boy park his car in it."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">The next day they are again the tub. The boy says its a car and remembers what his dad said. So he begins to put it in the girls "garage". But then the girl remembers what her mom said.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green">5 minutes later, the girl comes to the mom with blood all over her. The mother asks her what was wrong and she said: "Mommy, a boy tried to put his car in my garage, but I popped his two back tires." </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 9440653, member: 312790"] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask each other: "What's that?" and they both reply: "I'll ask my parents."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]So the boy goes home and asks his dad what it is. The dad looks solemnly at him and says: "Son, that's your car. You park it in a girls garage."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]The girl goes home and says: "what's that?" The mother says: "That's your garage. dont let any boy park his car in it."[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]The next day they are again the tub. The boy says its a car and remembers what his dad said. So he begins to put it in the girls "garage". But then the girl remembers what her mom said.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green]5 minutes later, the girl comes to the mom with blood all over her. The mother asks her what was wrong and she said: "Mommy, a boy tried to put his car in my garage, but I popped his two back tires." [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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