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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 610504" data-attributes="member: 27281">One fine day in the garden of Eden, the Lord called to Adam. "Adam," he said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth. So, to start things off, I want you to kiss her."Adam answered, "All right, Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description of the process to Adam, who took Eve by the hand and led her behind a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was very enjoyable."And the Lord replied, "Good, Adam, I thought you might enjoy that. Now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "What is a caress, Lord?" So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description of what to do, and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.Several minutes later, Adam emerged again, smiling, and said, "Well, Lord, that was even better than the kiss. Now what?" And the Lord said, "Very well, Adam. Now I want you to make love with Eve." And Adam asked, "And what is 'make love', Lord?" So the Lord once again gave Adam directions, and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush.Two minutes later, Adam came out, and said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"</blockquote>

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