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<blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 3476884" data-attributes="member: 120286"><p><strong>If you ever come across a happy marriage, don't trust it on the surface. Just go a little deeper and you will be surprised. I have heard about one happy marriage...</strong></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong>A hillbilly farmer decided it was time to get married, so he saddled his mule and set off for the city to find a wife. In time, he met a woman and they were married. So they both climbed up on the mule and started back for the farm. After a while, the mule balked and refused to move. The farmer got down, found a big stick, and beat the mule until it again began to move.</strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong>"That's once," the farmer said.</strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong>A few miles later, the mule balked again, and the entire scene was repeated. After the beating, when the mule was moving again, the farmer said, "That's twice."</strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong>A few miles later, the mule balked for a third time. The farmer got down, got his wife down, and then took out a pistol and shot the mule in the eye, killing it instantly.</strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong>"That was a stupid thing to do!" the wife shouted. "That was a valuable animal and just because he annoyed you, you killed him! That was stupid, criminal..." and she went on like this for some time. As she stopped for breath, the farmer said, </strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><strong>"That's once."</strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p><p><strong>And it is said, after that they lived forever in married happiness!</strong></p><p><strong>That is one way of solving things, that's how it has been done in the past. Now, the reverse is being tried -- the husband has to follow the wife. But it is the same thing.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AtulaSiriwardane, post: 3476884, member: 120286"] [B]If you ever come across a happy marriage, don't trust it on the surface. Just go a little deeper and you will be surprised. I have heard about one happy marriage...[/B] [INDENT][B]A hillbilly farmer decided it was time to get married, so he saddled his mule and set off for the city to find a wife. In time, he met a woman and they were married. So they both climbed up on the mule and started back for the farm. After a while, the mule balked and refused to move. The farmer got down, found a big stick, and beat the mule until it again began to move. "That's once," the farmer said. A few miles later, the mule balked again, and the entire scene was repeated. After the beating, when the mule was moving again, the farmer said, "That's twice." A few miles later, the mule balked for a third time. The farmer got down, got his wife down, and then took out a pistol and shot the mule in the eye, killing it instantly. "That was a stupid thing to do!" the wife shouted. "That was a valuable animal and just because he annoyed you, you killed him! That was stupid, criminal..." and she went on like this for some time. As she stopped for breath, the farmer said, [/B] [B]"That's once."[/B] [/INDENT][B]And it is said, after that they lived forever in married happiness![/B] [B]That is one way of solving things, that's how it has been done in the past. Now, the reverse is being tried -- the husband has to follow the wife. But it is the same thing.:D [/B] [/QUOTE]
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