An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been
going out with each other for a long time. Urged on
by their friends, they decided it was finally time to
get married. Before the wedding, they went out to
dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finance, living arrangements, and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to
broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather
trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have
to say - I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then
looking over his glasses, he casually asked, "Is that
one word or two??????
going out with each other for a long time. Urged on
by their friends, they decided it was finally time to
get married. Before the wedding, they went out to
dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finance, living arrangements, and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to
broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather
trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have
to say - I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then
looking over his glasses, he casually asked, "Is that
one word or two??????
Hikz!
