One secretary complained about her Boss

choppe

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  • Nov 20, 2007
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    She says "My boss is so sex-crazy.
    Every time he comes into the office, I must do
    the LAPTOP position, and
    then the DESKTOP position, followed by the
    SPREADSHEET format. I must
    LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C
    DRIVE and then the A DRIVE. Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE
    outside
    my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE. Then he changes his mind and decide

    to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER
    the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.
    Once I tried to Esc(escape) but he caught me and SHIFTed me
    to his HOME where he started pressing BACKSPACE, and saying
    "TURNOVER today"...many a times he works without CAPSLOCK (without
    "cap" or
    helmet) and some times as an ALTernative
    he CRASHES my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL (control)
    and again he LOGS IN.. this process may continue until
    I SHUT DOWN his main SYSTEM.....