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Message: <blockquote data-quote="djchammi" data-source="post: 5823339" data-attributes="member: 143083">> >> >WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"> >> >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"> >> >WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"> >> >HUSBAND: "Of course I do."> >> >WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"> >> >HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."> >> >WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).> >> >HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).> >> >WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"> >> >HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."> >> >WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"> >> >HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"> >> >WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"> >> >HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."> >> >WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"> >> >HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."> >> >WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"> >> >HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."> >> >WIFE: - - - silence - -> >> >HUSBAND: "****."</blockquote>

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