A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus:
"Hello, everybody! This is Otto, the Amazing Octopus. He can play any instrument in the world!"
Everyone in the crowd laughs at him, of course, so he offers a wager of$50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus.
The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just rippin it up. So the man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumped. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Louis Armstrongi. So the man pays his $50.
A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.
"Ha," the man exclaims, "why? can't you play it!"
Otto, the octopus looks up at the man and replies:
"Play it? I'm going to ask it on a date as soon as I'm done with this dance!"
"Hello, everybody! This is Otto, the Amazing Octopus. He can play any instrument in the world!"
Everyone in the crowd laughs at him, of course, so he offers a wager of$50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus.
The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just rippin it up. So the man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumped. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Louis Armstrongi. So the man pays his $50.
A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.
"Ha," the man exclaims, "why? can't you play it!"
Otto, the octopus looks up at the man and replies:
"Play it? I'm going to ask it on a date as soon as I'm done with this dance!"
