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Message: <blockquote data-quote="crazy_m" data-source="post: 72531" data-attributes="member: 830"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">"Hello, everybody! This is Otto, the Amazing Octopus. He can play any instrument in the world!"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Everyone in the crowd laughs at him, of course, so he offers a wager of$50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just rippin it up. So the man pays his $50.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Another guy walks up with a trumped. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Louis Armstrongi. So the man pays his $50.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">"Ha," the man exclaims, "why? can't you play it!"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Otto, the octopus looks up at the man and replies:</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">"Play it? I'm going to ask it on a date as soon as I'm done with this dance!"</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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