Joke no 1
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered so that after I am dead, no one will ever sleep with your mum.



Joke no 2
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid replied, "Sir you are my witness. You know I never wear panties!"



source:email
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered so that after I am dead, no one will ever sleep with your mum.



Joke no 2
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid replied, "Sir you are my witness. You know I never wear panties!"



source:email
