>A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful
>parrot..
>
> There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
> "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
>
> The owner looked at her and said,
> "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to
>live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty
>vulgar stuff."
>
> The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have
>the bird any way.
>
> She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her
>living room and waited for it to say something.
>
> The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
>
> "New house, new madam."
>
> The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then
>thought "that's really not so bad."
>
> When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the
>bird saw and said,
>
> "New house, new madam, new girls."
>
> The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
>began to laugh about the situation
> considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
>
> Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from
>work.
>
> The bird looked at him and said,
>
> "Hi, Keith!"
>parrot..
>
> There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
> "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
>
> The owner looked at her and said,
> "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to
>live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty
>vulgar stuff."
>
> The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have
>the bird any way.
>
> She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her
>living room and waited for it to say something.
>
> The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
>
> "New house, new madam."
>
> The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then
>thought "that's really not so bad."
>
> When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the
>bird saw and said,
>
> "New house, new madam, new girls."
>
> The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
>began to laugh about the situation
> considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
>
> Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from
>work.
>
> The bird looked at him and said,
>
> "Hi, Keith!"
