Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Log in
Register
Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Menu
Install the app
Install
Forums
New posts
All threads
Latest threads
New posts
Trending threads
Trending
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New ads
New profile posts
Latest activity
Free Ads
Latest reviews
Search ads
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Contact us
Latest ads
Pure VPN - Up to 27 Months
vgp
Updated:
Yesterday at 8:10 AM
එක පැකේජ් එකයි මාසෙටම Unlimited Internet. තාමත් DATA CARD දාන්න සල්ලි වියදම් කරනවද? අඩුම මිලට අපෙන්.
sayuru bandara
Updated:
Tuesday at 12:30 PM
Ad icon
ඉන්ටර්නෙට් එකෙන් හරියටම සල්ලි හොයන්න සහ Success වෙන්න කැමතිද? 🚀 (E-Money & Success Stories)
siri sumana
Updated:
May 30, 2026
Gemini AI PRO 18 months Offer
Hawaka
Updated:
May 27, 2026
Ad icon
koko account
DasunEranga
Updated:
May 27, 2026
Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search
Reply to thread
Forums
General
ElaKiri Jokes
Parrot
Get the App
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="ranka" data-source="post: 7487805" data-attributes="member: 51694"><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2923/att00073.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present..</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>The next day he went to the pet shop and saw</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>three identical parrots in a cage.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>The owner said it was Rs. 2500.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>responds the clerk.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>The man then asked what the second parrot cost.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>but is an expert computer programmer.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>bird's specialty was.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Console'"><strong>But the other two call him *"<span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px">BOSS</span></span>"!! </strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ranka, post: 7487805, member: 51694"] [CENTER][IMG]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2923/att00073.gif[/IMG] [FONT="Lucida Console"][B]A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right? The owner said it was Rs. 2500. "Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do? "He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters." The man then asked what the second parrot cost. The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer. Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot. The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000." Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was. The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything. But the other two call him *"[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]BOSS[/SIZE][/COLOR]"!! [/B][/FONT][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Dawasata paya keeyak thibeda?
Post reply
Top
Bottom