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samson88

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Family Problems

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said: You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.
' A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law'.
'Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother.
'This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby.
Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!'
And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!
 

bushy92

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Hoggywarts
long live the bachelors....

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde


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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb


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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

--Sam Kinison
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.


--H. L. Mencken


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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:​

either the car is new or the wife.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

--Anonymous

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."

--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!

--Anonymous

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to
die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then
smiled "It really works ! "
 

bushy92

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jst found this......



HOW TO IMPRESS a WOMAN
Compliment Her
Respect Her
Honor Her
Cuddle Her
Caress Her
Love Her
Comfort Her
Protect Her
Hold Her
Support Her
Spend Money on Her
Buy things for Her
Wine & Dine Her
Listen to Her
Care for Her
Only one Key
~ JUST SMILE ONCE AND HE'S YOURS~
So, Ladies "KEEP SMILING" ;-)
 

samson88

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jst found this......



HOW TO IMPRESS a WOMAN

Compliment Her
Respect Her
Honor Her
Cuddle Her
Caress Her
Love Her
Comfort Her
Protect Her
Hold Her
Support Her
Spend Money on Her
Buy things for Her
Wine & Dine Her
Listen to Her
Care for Her
Only one Key























~ JUST SMILE ONCE AND HE'S YOURS~


So, Ladies "KEEP SMILING" ;-)

maru :nerd::nerd::nerd::nerd::nerd::nerd::nerd: