1.)
Siripala: divorced my wife on the 1st night.
 Friend: Why?
Siripala: I saw the label on her panty, "Tested OK by  Gunapala & Sons!"
2.)
Siripala: Yaar my wife is very scared of water.
 Friend: How did you know?
 Siripala: Twice when I got home I saw her having a bath with the security guard!
3.)
Husband & wife having dinner together.
Wife: Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.
Husband: Your nipples are better than your sister's!Â
4.) On the first night of their marraige the husband gives his wife Rs.5000 and says  "I have never done this for free" Wife returns Rs.2000 and says: "I have not charged more than this before!"
Siripala: divorced my wife on the 1st night.
 Friend: Why?
Siripala: I saw the label on her panty, "Tested OK by  Gunapala & Sons!"
2.)
Siripala: Yaar my wife is very scared of water.
 Friend: How did you know?
 Siripala: Twice when I got home I saw her having a bath with the security guard!
3.)
Husband & wife having dinner together.
Wife: Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.
Husband: Your nipples are better than your sister's!Â
4.) On the first night of their marraige the husband gives his wife Rs.5000 and says  "I have never done this for free" Wife returns Rs.2000 and says: "I have not charged more than this before!"
