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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kandahar" data-source="post: 11625476" data-attributes="member: 347019"><p><span style="font-size: 26px">1.) </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>Siripala:</strong>  divorced my wife on the 1st night. </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>Â Friend:</strong> Why? </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>Siripala:</strong>  I saw the label on her panty, "Tested OK by Â Gunapala & Sons!"  </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px">2.) </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>Siripala:</strong>  Yaar my wife is very scared of water. </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>Â Friend:</strong> How did you know? </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>Â Siripala:</strong> Twice when I got home I saw her having a bath with the security guard! </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px">3.) </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 26px">Husband & wife having dinner together. </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>Wife:</strong> Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.  </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>Husband:</strong> Your nipples are better than your sister's!Â  </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 26px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 26px">4.) On the first night of their marraige the husband gives his wife  Rs.5000 and saysÂ Â "I have never done this for free" Wife returns  Rs.2000 and says: "I have not charged more than this before!"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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