Pay Your Bills

rith

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Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He
knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try
to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio
the Physician, the King's chief doctor.

Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick
to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold
coins to arrange it.

Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
Little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she
dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio
informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied
for four
hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that
only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the
antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth and
for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's
large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved and Nick left satisfied
and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his
payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick
couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never
report this matter to the King, with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.




The moral of the story - Pay your bills!