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<blockquote data-quote="Sri_Sampath" data-source="post: 22047672" data-attributes="member: 264139"><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">*The Day the Penis asked for a Raise*</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: </span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">I do physical labor.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">I work at great depths. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">I plunge headfirst into everything I do.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">I do not get weekends or public holidays off , but sometimes more work to do in weekend .</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">I work in a damp environment.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">I work in high temperatures.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">My work exposes me to contagious diseases. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sincerely,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">*P. Enis*</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👄" title="Mouth :lips:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f444.png" data-shortname=":lips:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👄" title="Mouth :lips:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f444.png" data-shortname=":lips:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👄" title="Mouth :lips:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f444.png" data-shortname=":lips:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👄" title="Mouth :lips:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f444.png" data-shortname=":lips:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👄" title="Mouth :lips:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f444.png" data-shortname=":lips:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👄" title="Mouth :lips:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f444.png" data-shortname=":lips:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">*The Response*<img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👇" title="Backhand index pointing down :point_down:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f447.png" data-shortname=":point_down:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">Dear Mr.Penis:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: </span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">You do not work 8 hours straight.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">You fall asleep after brief work periods.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">You will retire well before you are 65.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">You are unable to work double shifts.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sincerely,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: sienna"><span style="font-size: 15px">*V. A. Gina*</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sri_Sampath, post: 22047672, member: 264139"] [COLOR="sienna"][SIZE="4"] *The Day the Penis asked for a Raise* I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off , but sometimes more work to do in weekend . I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, *P. Enis* 👄👄👄👄👄👄 *The Response*👇 Dear Mr.Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, *V. A. Gina*[/SIZE][/COLOR][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Sienna"][/COLOR] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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