Harry and Harriet are a very devoutly religious couple. They observe all the Christian religious festivals by remaining strictly celibate until the festival is over.
During Lent, which lasts for a whole month, they decide to give up sex. They are especially careful -- they even sleep in separate rooms, to make sure they won't be tempted.
Lent finishes at six o'clock in the morning on Sunday, and sure enough, at exactly six o'clock, Harriet hears a sharp knocking on her bedroom door.
"Is that you, Harry?" asks Harriet.
"Yes!" he cries. "This is your ever-loving husband!"
"Ah, Harry!" giggles Harriet. "I know why you are knocking!"
"You know why I am knocking!" cries Harry, "but you should see with what!"
During Lent, which lasts for a whole month, they decide to give up sex. They are especially careful -- they even sleep in separate rooms, to make sure they won't be tempted.
Lent finishes at six o'clock in the morning on Sunday, and sure enough, at exactly six o'clock, Harriet hears a sharp knocking on her bedroom door.
"Is that you, Harry?" asks Harriet.
"Yes!" he cries. "This is your ever-loving husband!"
"Ah, Harry!" giggles Harriet. "I know why you are knocking!"
"You know why I am knocking!" cries Harry, "but you should see with what!"
