Phone call... LMAO

nadun07

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  • Mar 17, 2008
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    Udurawana went to Colombo for an official matter and called to his house over the phone.

    Servant takes the receiver.

    Udurawana: Who is speaking?

    Servant : Servant Sir.

    Udurawana: Where is the Madam?

    Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.

    Udurawana: What?!!!! I am her husband

    Servant: What can I do now sir?

    Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.

    After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

    Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
    Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool

    Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir

    Udurawana: What...? No swimming pool?

    Servant: Yes Sir

    Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!