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<blockquote data-quote="nadun07" data-source="post: 4996645" data-attributes="member: 87679"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Udurawana went to Colombo for an official matter and called to his house over the phone. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Servant takes the receiver. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Udurawana: Who is speaking? </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Servant : Servant Sir. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Udurawana: Where is the Madam? </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Udurawana: What?!!!! I am her husband </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Servant: What can I do now sir? </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ... </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Udurawana: What...? No swimming pool? </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Servant: Yes Sir </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!! </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nadun07, post: 4996645, member: 87679"] [SIZE=4]Udurawana went to Colombo for an official matter and called to his house over the phone. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Servant takes the receiver. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Udurawana: Who is speaking? [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Servant : Servant Sir. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Udurawana: Where is the Madam? [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Udurawana: What?!!!! I am her husband [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Servant: What can I do now sir? [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ... [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir? [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Udurawana: What...? No swimming pool? [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Servant: Yes Sir [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!! [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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