Place your jokes here.....

[randula01]

SAMANALAYA.

 

[ywicky]

Ha ha thats really funny!

 

[Kira007]

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,

"Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

 

[Kira007]

 

[unknown]

 

[Doggyluv]

hahahaaaaa

 

[Kira007]

When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

 

[Kira007]

The great question... which I have not been able to
> answer... is,
"What does a woman want?

 

[Kira007]

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

 

[Kira007]

I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The firstone left me,
and the second one didn't

 

[Rohan284]

Ela ela macho

 

[Kira007]

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is..
forget it once...(see what happens)
then you wont forget forever...

 

[mawella]

namasayala

 

[Kira007]

Friend 1 : "Hi after long time"
Friend 2 : "Hello, How are you..?"
Friend 1 : "I faced in to lots of problems, my wife died..?"
Friend 2 : "oh Same type of problem you had...?"
Friend 1 : "Why.....Your wife also...?"
Friend 2 : "No..she still lives..."

 

[Kira007]

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."