1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick
> or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.
>
>
>
> 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from
> the condom factory..
>
>
>
> 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for
> sex, she objects.
>
>
>
> 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard
> feelings....'
>
>
> 5. There are only two four letter words that are
> offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop',
> unless they are used together.
>
>
>
> 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to
> the best thing on earth.
>
>
>
> 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
> Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
>
>
>
> 8. Virginity can be cured.
>
>
>
> 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
>
>
>
> 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you
> don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good
> hand.
>
>
>
> 11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the
> dialer were too small.
>
>
>
> 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
> with the enemy.
>
>
>
> 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
> A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
>
>
>
> 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole
> thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with
> the Thing.
>
>
>
> 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans
> life?
> A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
>
>
>
> 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
> contact?
> A: Breasts don't have eyes.
>
>
>
> 17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your
> troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their
> wives!!
>
>
>
>
>
> or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.
>
>
>
> 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from
> the condom factory..
>
>
>
> 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for
> sex, she objects.
>
>
>
> 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard
> feelings....'
>
>
> 5. There are only two four letter words that are
> offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop',
> unless they are used together.
>
>
>
> 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to
> the best thing on earth.
>
>
>
> 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
> Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
>
>
>
> 8. Virginity can be cured.
>
>
>
> 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
>
>
>
> 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you
> don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good
> hand.
>
>
>
> 11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the
> dialer were too small.
>
>
>
> 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
> with the enemy.
>
>
>
> 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
> A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
>
>
>
> 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole
> thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with
> the Thing.
>
>
>
> 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans
> life?
> A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
>
>
>
> 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
> contact?
> A: Breasts don't have eyes.
>
>
>
> 17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your
> troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their
> wives!!
>
>
>
>
>
...at last...hikzzzz...
