plz read the men who need a laugh and the women with a sense of humor.

northtech

Well-known member
  • Oct 26, 2006
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    Where U want me to be
    1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick
    > or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.
    >
    >
    >
    > 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from
    > the condom factory..
    >
    >
    >
    > 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for
    > sex, she objects.
    >
    >
    >
    > 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard
    > feelings....'
    >
    >
    > 5. There are only two four letter words that are
    > offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop',
    > unless they are used together.
    >
    >
    >
    > 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to
    > the best thing on earth.
    >
    >
    >
    > 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
    > Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
    >
    >
    >
    > 8. Virginity can be cured.
    >
    >
    >
    > 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
    >
    >
    >
    > 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you
    > don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good
    > hand.
    >
    >
    >
    > 11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the
    > dialer were too small.
    >
    >
    >
    > 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
    > with the enemy.
    >
    >
    >
    > 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
    > A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
    >
    >
    >
    > 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole
    > thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with
    > the Thing.
    >
    >
    >
    > 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans
    > life?
    > A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
    >
    >
    >
    > 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
    > contact?
    > A: Breasts don't have eyes.
    >
    >
    >
    > 17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your
    > troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their
    > wives!!
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
     

    nalakaanjana

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    Mr PERFECT

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    northtech said:
    1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick
    > or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.
    >
    >
    >
    > 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from
    > the condom factory..
    >
    >
    >
    > 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for
    > sex, she objects.
    >
    >
    >
    > 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard
    > feelings....'
    >
    >
    > 5. There are only two four letter words that are
    > offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop',
    > unless they are used together.
    >
    >
    >
    > 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to
    > the best thing on earth.
    >
    >
    >
    > 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
    > Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
    >
    >
    >
    > 8. Virginity can be cured.
    >
    >
    >
    > 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
    >
    >
    >
    > 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you
    > don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good
    > hand.
    >
    >
    >
    > 11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the
    > dialer were too small.
    >
    >
    >
    > 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
    > with the enemy.
    >
    >
    >
    > 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
    > A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
    >
    >
    >
    > 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole
    > thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with
    > the Thing.
    >
    >
    >
    > 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans
    > life?
    > A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
    >
    >
    >
    > 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
    > contact?
    > A: Breasts don't have eyes.
    >
    >
    >
    > 17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your
    > troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their
    > wives!!
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >

    NO 2 IS REALLY FUNNY ONE.