Marital Woes
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs
Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or
being murdered
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If u r married please ignore this MSG,
For everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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Gal friends are like chocolates, Taste good anytime.
Lovers' are like PIZZAS, eaten
Frequently.
Wives are like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead should be buried or
cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury
the ash.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man,
The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other
side, sir.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved
her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through hell.
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second
woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for
the same offence!
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
*********
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
*********
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
*********
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs
Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or
being murdered
*********
If u r married please ignore this MSG,
For everyone else: Happy Independence Day
*********
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
*********
Gal friends are like chocolates, Taste good anytime.
Lovers' are like PIZZAS, eaten
Frequently.
Wives are like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice
*********
Man receives telegram: Wife dead should be buried or
cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury
the ash.
*********
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man,
The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other
side, sir.
*********
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
*********
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved
her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through hell.
*********
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second
woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for
the same offence!
