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Message: <blockquote data-quote="5tech" data-source="post: 4115635" data-attributes="member: 153910"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0000">Marital Woes</span></span></span></strong> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">*********</span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #a13f00"><strong>Man: Is there any way for long life?</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #a13f00"><strong>Dr: Get married.</strong></span></span></span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #a13f00"><strong>Man: Will it help?</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #a13f00"><strong>Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.</strong></span></span></span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">*********</span></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #008000">Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?</span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>before the fight begins!</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">*********</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #4181ff"><strong>Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #4181ff"><strong>do?</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #4181ff"><strong>Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">*********</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Arranged.</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>being murdered</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">*********</span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong>If u r married please ignore this MSG,</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"><strong>For everyone else: Happy Independence Day</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">*********</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><strong>Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><strong>thinking about something you say.</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #ff00ff"><strong>After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">*********</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #c29fff"><strong>Gal friends are like chocolates, Taste good anytime.</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #c29fff"><strong>Lovers' are like PIZZAS, eaten</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #c29fff"><strong>Frequently.</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #c29fff"><strong>Wives are like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">*********</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #808080"><strong>Man receives telegram: Wife dead should be buried or</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #808080"><strong>cremated?</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #808080"><strong>Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #808080"><strong>the ash.</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">*********</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #808000"><strong>Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man,</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #808000"><strong>The Master of Women'?</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #808000"><strong>Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #808000"><strong>side, sir.</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">*********</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #2020a0"><strong>Q: Why dogs don't marry?</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #2020a0"><strong>A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">*********</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>There was this guy who told his woman that he loved</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>her so much that he would go through hell for her.</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>They got married and now he is going through hell.</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">*********</span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #00c1c2"><strong>Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #00c1c2"><strong>woman?</strong></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #00c1c2"><strong>A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #00c1c2"><strong>the same offence!</strong></span></span></span> </p><p><span style="color: #888888"></span></p><p><span style="color: #888888"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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