Poems +18

badyfady

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Roses are red

Lemons are sour

Open ur legs

and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit

Fu*king Is A Game

Guys Get All The Pleasure

Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure

9 Months Of Pain

3 Days In The Hospital

A Baby Without A Name

The Baby Is A Bastard

The Mother Is A Whore

This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!



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Sex is like math


You subtract the clothes

Add the bed

Divide the legs

And Pray to god

You dont multiply


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Roses are red

Grass is green

Open your legs

And I'll fill you with cream


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Hickory dickory dock

This bitch was su*kin my co*k

The clock struck two

I dumped my goo

And dumped her to the end of the block



Sex is good

Sex is fine

Doggy Style & 69

Just for fun

Or gettin paid

Everyone likes gettin laid


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Sex is evil

Sex is a sin

Sins are forgiven

So stick it in!!!



Since the time
I had unprotected sex
With my next door neighbour’s daughter
I’ve had this itch
And I’ve had this rash
And I’ve had trouble passing water


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